Have I gone too far?
It's my day in the office today. I made myself a PB&J sandwich this morning, thinking I would be thrifty and bring my lunch from home, but I stupidly left it on the kitchen counter. I am worried that I might have left my yogurt there, too.
So, I TOTALLY just went to the supermarket down the street from my office for lunch. Did I stop at the deli? Did I run for the salad bar? Oh no. Not me. I brought back a banana, some milk, and a box of cereal. Could I have a problem with addiction?
Oh, and I got some gummy candy, too. Mmmmmm, beautiful gummies....
posted by Beck @ 3/08/2005 02:05:00 PM
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No, that's a fine lunch. You've got three major food groups covered, and aren't bananas good for pregnant women? Something about potassium.
I always try to be good about bringing my lunch to work but I inevitably end up going out, thus wasting the food I brought. It's taken many years, but I've come to the conclusion that it's cheaper for me to buy my lunch/dinner out than to buy groceries and have them go to waste, cuz I'm going out anyway.
Bananas are great for pregnant women! Except for the banana anus. I'm sure it causes cancer.
As if my 2 bowls of cereal this morning weren't enough for the day! I need me some cereal that is fortified with protein, so I am covering that meat group that I can never seem to stomach. (Hence the peanut butter). Maybe I'll try some of that new Kellog's Soylent Green....
...it's made of peeeeeeeeople!
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