Today's Cereal: Cheerios and Tiger Power
Current Mood: Despondent

I am sorely overdue for something fun in my life (and of course, it has to be good clean Christian fun-- no animal sacrifices or taping someone's butt...). I haven't been on a vacation for two years. This hurts my heart. We used to go to Disneyland just about every year. I went to the Virgin Islands twice in the last few years. We've been to North Carolina a couple of times. But the last two years has been nothing but saving up money for diapers, and then changing said diapers. And now it's happening all over again.


UPDATED Current Mood: Revolted

So I just got up to check on The Boy--thought he was happily watching Between the Lions while I checked my e-mail and did a quick post-- but instead I find him PLAYING IN THE LITTERBOX, dumping cat shit all over himself, and looking like the happiest boy in the world!! He thought it was funny when I screamed like a banshee upon this discovery. He thought it was funny when I gagged when he dropped his binky in the cat shit, and attempted to stuff it back in his mouth. He thought it was funny when I hosed him down with hot water and anti-bacterial soap! And all the while I am yelling profanities (So much for good, clean, Christian fun!). And what did he do when I set him down again? Headed right back for it. Thankfully that room has a door. Damn cats and their poo. "Animals are crapping in our houses and we're picking it up! That's not America. That's not even Mexcio!"

Okay, so I realize that I am to blame. What kind of idiot leaves their one-year-old unattended for more than 40 seconds? Talk about the worst parent in the world. I might as well get a big cardboard box and leave him to play/be trapped in it all day while I sleep and watch "Stories". And let him grow a mullet. Stupid Beck.